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Death by Awesomeness the Post [NSFW?]

May 29, 2010

Gary Coleman died, his death certificate states “Died from brain hemorrhage”.  Nothing funny there. No one will look at that an laugh.

A man named Taylor Powell died, his death certificate states “Died from having his heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death.”.  This might be funny depending on the context. What happened?  A failed heart transplant? A graphic suicide pact? An MMA fighter ripped out his heart and eyes while high on mushroom tea in the comfort of his living room?

Jarrod Wyatt,  amateur MMA fighter,  was visited earlier in the morning by Justin Davis.  Justin left and came back the next day and found, well, here’s the report:

“Wyatt was standing in the living room naked and bloodied with the brutalized body of his friend, Taylor Powell. Wyatt told Davis he was going to cut out Powell’s heart.  Davis left to find a pay phone and call police. When deputies arrived, they found Wyatt on the couch with Powell’s body. Most of his face had been removed. A eyeball was laying in the middle of the living room. There was a large cut in his chest, which Wyatt used to remove some of Powell’s organs, including his heart. He told deputies that he had thrown the heart into a fire.”

Holy Shit, look at this dude

Detectives found wild mushrooms in the kitchen and what I can only assume is recently watched DVDs of Apocalypto and Jeepers Creepers.  Those movies had some good ideas, like “Hey, I’m gonna rip out my friends heart and eyes than plead fucking NOT GUILTY.”.  Yeah. Here’s an artist reenactment:

Not even fatalities in Mortal Kombat are up to the brutality of what Wyatt “allegedly” did.  Even though Davis, the deputy, and another unnamed witness(who allegedly saw him naked and dripping with blood, standing over the mutilated body.) can bear witness.  Expect an update later on when Wyatt goes to prison.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. hopezilla permalink
    June 2, 2010 1:23 pm

    this was one of the craziest murders i have ever heard of. where do you find this shit?

  2. hopezilla permalink
    June 2, 2010 3:47 pm

    well further reports have said that there were 2 other people there when it happened. All of them were hallucinating on mushrooms and apparently thought a Tsunami was coming signaling the end of the world. So naturally Wyatt then thought Powell was Satan and needed to die so he ripped out his organs and tore off his face. BUT in court they are trying to say Powell tried to attack Wyatts ex-girlfriend who was there also on high on mushies, cause that totally makes more sense for tearing off your friends face and ripping out his heart!

    I just hope that Powell was high enough that it didn’t hurt but last time I checked mushies weren’t painkillers….

  3. hopezilla permalink
    June 5, 2010 1:39 pm

    ah crap. he cut out his heart while alive, cut off his tongue, AND cut his eyes out and then burned them in the wood stove to release the devil

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