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Human Centipede- 100% Medically Accurate [NSFW]

May 7, 2010

This movie takes me back to a simpler time in Hollywood where a movie would make a claim and come through on it almost immediately.  Within minutes of hearing “human centipede”, there it is on screen, squirming like a rimming conga line.

Roger Ebert refused to give it any stars stating “The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don’t shine.

This movie made Roger Ebert stop doing his job and question the futility of life.

The writer, Tom Six, has stated his inspiration for the movie: “the inspiration for the film came from a joke I always made to friends about punishing people who were nasty or annoying, or a child molester by stitching their mouths to the ass of a fat truck driver. From here came what I saw as the concept for a great horror movie.”

The movie has even won several awards including the “Best Ensemble Cast at South African Horror Film Festival”.  That’s right, a theater of people in South Africa stopped worrying about the very real threat of AIDs to watch this movie and recognize that it has a terrific ensemble cast.  I guess some of them could fantasize that their killer was stabbable and not a virus, but that’s reaching.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. ktd27 permalink
    May 7, 2010 4:03 pm

    SHOTGUN THE MIDDLE

  2. Billy permalink
    May 7, 2010 4:05 pm

    damnit, that was me not Kate. i keep forgetting to log her out. (also, can we just pretend that WAS kate?)

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