Death By Awesomeness

Some People Are Born Awesome

Sir Rietz Alot — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 16:10:22 +0000

I wish I was born with chest hair. NOW THAT’S MANLY!

Feeling Tired…need some energy? Try POWERTHIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopezilla — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 20:08:59 +0000

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOTE: if you drink this you will vomit a wedding

Ink Making is Surprisingly Beautiful. Who Knew?

Billy — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 21:01:28 +0000

THIS IS SO RAD FOR NO REASON. I watched the shit outta this. Ink is way harder to make than I ever thought. (Who ever thinks about the ink making process?) It’s 9 minutes long, but watch it anyway. Learn something, dummy.

I KNOW, RIGHT. Canadians make the world go ’round.

Naked Jew in the Nevada Desert Firing Guns at Dawn

Sir Rietz Alot — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 19:31:55 +0000

It’s NSFW. DUH!

Ed. I forgot to mention he’s on mushrooms and wearing dish gloves

Math is fun!

ktd27 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:27:42 +0000

Bridalplasty

Sir Rietz Alot — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:56:40 +0000

Every once in a while, some fancy network executive comes up with an idea for a show which is pure gold. Bridalplasty is that show.

Here’s the idea: Brides to be compete in marriage related events for the prize of plastic surgery. OH WHAT FUN!

I already picture this scene: Instead of lifting the bride’s veil to kiss her, he must remove her bandages.

Click the pic for more info

It truly is a strange and beautiful world.

Shannon Gaga

Sir Rietz Alot — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 00:20:25 +0000

Lady Gaga’s “biggest” fan is awesome. Watch her videos or God will smite you.

Hipster Hitler

Sir Rietz Alot — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:34:34 +0000

Wow, a comic that makes fun of the two most hated groups in history, Nazis and Hipsters. GO GET YOU SOME!

The Room: The Game

Sir Rietz Alot — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:56:15 +0000

This game rocks so hard. Now you can finally have all the action and adventure of Tommy Wiseau’s masterpiece, the room. Click the image to play the game:

The Internet Has a New Queen

Sir Rietz Alot — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:12:32 +0000

and her name is Desiree Dubuonet. Such grace… Such beauty… Read all about her/him on Boing Boing.